Sperm Talk with the Oral Surgeon

Yeah so today I was getting my stitches out of my mouth post-clean out (gross stuff) and my oral surgeon and I got on the subject of gender determination. He was explaining to me how the male sperm were evidently faster than the female sperm.....interesting right? It turns out you can go to a fertility doctor to increase your chances either way of having a boy or girl. If you want a boy they will take the faster sperms and if you want a girl the slower ones. Eventually, there will be pick your own child magazines in the mail instead of J. Crew! Lordy.....lordy help us!


The cute spermy picture above are stress balls you can purchase them at The Silly Sperm Shop on Etsy!